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albinism 

A disorder that a person is born with, which isn't contageous. If you have it, you're born with a lack of pigment (skin and hair color) and most of the time, legal blindness. A person with albinism is commonly called an "albino" even though it is considered politically incorrect. I'm albino, and I find it fine, stupid people don't want to admit who they are.
Person:"You're whiter than that dude powder from that movie, powder!" Me:"Um, yeah, I have albinism."
albinism by Sincerity April 16, 2005
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Contraction of albino ebonics, referring to the language spoken by a white boy from the 'burbs trying to sound like an OG from the hood. Usually met with ridicule, except when used for obviously ironic effect.
Manager: Jenkins, come see me in my office.
Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.
Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.
albonics by CyberShoe May 4, 2005

Albinism 

An incredibly Caucasian activity, derived from the disease afflicting Albinos that makes their pigment white.
"The other day, my white neighbor Jeff offered to drive me to the Home Depot in his Pickup Truck. "
"Wow, that was a pretty big Albinism"
Albinism by Stanley Herbert November 9, 2018
a version of ebonics, except this is what you call the language of white people trying to speak ebonics. Also see wanabebonics.
Quit talking in albonics and start speaking in english!!
albonics by NDT Wayne April 21, 2005

Albinism 

Doesn't know how to share something/beliefs without sounding retarded or pissing off someone, and can't just be quiet when he needs to be.
"Har du sett Arcane ? Det är en jätte bra serie"

"Nej, jag kommer inte heller"
"Varför inte ? Den är så bra, det är bästa serien jag har tittat på"
"Nej tack"
"ah okej du måste bara då ha dålig taste"
"Albinism"
Albinism by Dyno123 June 12, 2022

Pure albinism 

"An expression used of someone who is too involved in the details of a problem to look at the situation as a whole"
"That boy could do almost anything in life, but can't see a path to it, he suffers from pure albinism.
Pure albinism by TextBookMan June 1, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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