Contraction of albino ebonics, referring to the language spoken by a white boy from the 'burbs trying to sound like an OG from the hood. Usually met with ridicule, except when used for obviously ironic effect.

Manager: Jenkins, come see me in my office.
Jenkins: Fo' shizzle rizzle, G-dawg.
Manager: Knock that albonics bullshit off, cracka'.

albonics by CyberShoe May 4, 2005

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Aubonics

A red-neck version of the English language spoken by students, faculty and alumnus (also fans of the football program with no affiliation to the university) of Auburn university. It is a slang driven language that is almost impossible to understand by anyone other than the ones (aka Aubies) who speak it. Aubonics is not only grammatically incorrect, the content is ignorant with no rationale what-so-ever. This is driven by paranoia, hate and an inferiority complex from their counterparts from the University of Alabama.

After the iron bowl I was approached by an Aubie that wanted to explain something to me. After five minutes I just walked away, I didn't understand a single word that she said - she must have been speaking Aubonics.

Aubonics by kalibama June 28, 2010

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aolbonics

Using single letters and numbers to make yourself look like even more of an asshat on the internet.

'omgz u r teh kewlest'

aolbonics by dataw0lf July 11, 2005

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albonics

a version of ebonics, except this is what you call the language of white people trying to speak ebonics. Also see wanabebonics.

Quit talking in albonics and start speaking in english!!

albonics by NDT Wayne April 21, 2005

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abonics

Asian accents and poor grammar including chinese at chinese restaurants, vietnamese at nail salons, indian at liquor stores....etc.

Wife:"Baby, why did you take so long to order chinese food?"
Husband:"Mother*&%&er couldn't speak english!"
Wife:"Thats why i told you to learn abonics!"
Husband:"THEN WHY DON"T YOU SPEAK ABONICS! YOU'RE CHINESE!"

abonics by Lynn Do August 20, 2007

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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