abonics

Asian accents and poor grammar including chinese at chinese restaurants, vietnamese at nail salons, indian at liquor stores....etc.

Wife:"Baby, why did you take so long to order chinese food?"
Husband:"Mother*&%&er couldn't speak english!"
Wife:"Thats why i told you to learn abonics!"
Husband:"THEN WHY DON"T YOU SPEAK ABONICS! YOU'RE CHINESE!"

by Lynn Do August 20, 2007

Abon

Drama, naatok (bengali work meaning dramatic)

Don't do Abon.

Spy loves to do Abon

by Spy2611 April 4, 2020

ABON

An acronym for Air Blown Out Nose, which is the actual reaction that most people have when seeing something funny on the internet but they post their reaction as LOL.

Poster 1: funnypicofcat.jpg
Poster 2: ABON
Poster 1: WTF?
Poster 2: Air Blown Out Nose, It is more accurate

by Lupanis March 4, 2013

abon

advanced breed of noob

Jay-el is a fucking abon

by Rinser January 18, 2008

abonized

when you create something to fit your needs.

i took this box and abonized it.

by abblo February 20, 2014

ABON

Advanced Breed of Noob, Nub, n00b, etc.

Chris: "Airman answered a question wrong in class today."

Kadin: "What an ABON."

by Kadin Malavey January 7, 2009

abon

supposed to be "advanced breed of noob or something" but some abon started saying abon so its ABON

He must be some kind of advance breed of noob or something(ABON)!

by Son of Hender February 14, 2008