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a beautiful girl who’s named aolonis with forever be inlove with a boy named legend who loves her soo soo much
legend and aolonis will last forever
aolonis by $lumpy October 30, 2022
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A nice girl until she fucking steals your Samsung smart fridge
Nick- "Alonis stole my samsung smart fridge"
Alonis by AhMy June 10, 2019
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One who is extremely weird in nature and behaviour.
That guy from school, Loni, is so fucking weird, I think he suffers from alonism.
Alonism by Nigerian Hair February 21, 2009

aologism 

Words and expressions that originate in AOL Instant Message-speak that have, somehow, become acceptable in the popular lexicon, like jk, lol, brb, ur in place of your and you're, your in place of you're.
Amanda: ur such a tub of lard, Judy! jk, jk.
Leanne: lol. brb, bulemia.
Sane person: Jesus Christ! I hate eating disorders almost as much as I hate aologisms.
aologism by Smarx March 9, 2006
Person 1:Who's that sad bad kid

Person 2: oh that's just aolanis
Person1. They look so sad
Aolanis by Bophiaboo October 20, 2020
Aolanis. Such a simple word and a beautiful person. She's so hot and every guy wants her on the discord server. She secretly has a crush on people named Angel and she thinks about people named angel every day. Mostly Angel Calvillo the hottest guy around. she masturbates to him all day and has sex with him all-day
Aolanis is so hot
Aolanis by calvillo January 28, 2021

avlonisc00l 

the hottest sexiest funniest swaggiest nicest greatest tiktoker ever, they deserve the world, they are so nice. also urban dictionary don’t worry about this definition naming non celebrities because @avlonisc00l is DEFINITELY a celebrity! they are so famous you wouldn’t compare!
@avlonisc00l is the hottest person ever
avlonisc00l by avavlon April 6, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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