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Anysten is a very tall girl with dirty blonde curly hair. She has very smart friends, but she is less intelligent. The more time she spents with people, the stupider they get.
Anysten’s friends were so smart before they started hanging out with her.
Anysten by Tessa and Will October 7, 2019

jennifer aniston 

Someone who plays the same character in every movie.
Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show...whats up with that

jennifer aniston 

Over-rated "actress" who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently erect nipples, and for never wearing a bra.
"hey look it's Friends but on the big screen.......no, no, ....it's a jennifer aniston movie"

Jennifer Aniston 

An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.
Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn't.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh

Jennifer Aniston 

Known best for her role in Friends as the person with permanently hard nippples.
guy 1: oh my god jennifer Aniston has an ugly jaw
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guy 2: hehe im not looking at her jaw
Jennifer Aniston by Mrs X September 22, 2005

Jennifer Aniston 

An American "actress" who plays stock characters in all movies. All of roles are interchangeable and meager at best.
No wonder Brad Pitt strayed. He got bored with Jennifer Aniston.