girlfriend

Like having another car payment every month.

My girlfriend makes me buy her things.

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

sex

Something men are expected to want ALL the time. If you don't feel like it, you're girlfriend will say you aren't attracted to her anymore.

Girl: Let's have sex
Guy: I'm tired, maybe tomorrow
Girl: We need to talk

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

boobs

Something to look at while a girl talks to you.

Boobs make talking to girls fun.

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

gold digger

See "girls", "women", or "chicks".

Gold diggers have vaginas. Gold makers have penises.

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

ferrari

A car most people talk smack about, but can never afford.

- my Chevy can go 0-60 in 3 seconds!
- Yeah, but I drive a Ferrari

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

jennifer aniston

Someone who plays the same character in every movie.

Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show...whats up with that

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006

pms

Time of the month to cheat on your girlfriend/wife.

Come on, how can you blame us?

My girlfriend is having PMS, so I'll need a temporary girlfriend. Big tits is a plus.

by best definitions ever July 30, 2006