Someone who plays the same character in every movie.
Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show...whats up with that
Buy a
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Something men are expected to want ALL the time. If you don't feel like it, you're girlfriend will say you aren't attracted to her anymore.
Girl: Let's have sex
Guy: I'm tired, maybe tomorrow
Girl: We need to talk
Something to look at while a girl talks to you.
Boobs make talking to girls fun.
The reason I drink so much.
My wife likes to nag.
Great place to sell stolen stuff.
Ebay is a great black market.
Proof that money can buy fame.
Paris Hilton is useless, but rich.
Like having another car payment every month.
My girlfriend makes me buy her things.
