Someone who plays the same character in every movie.
Jennifer Aniston always plays the exact same role in every movie and tv show...whats up with that
Buy a
jennifer aniston
mug!
Something men are expected to want ALL the time. If you don't feel like it, you're girlfriend will say you aren't attracted to her anymore.
Girl: Let's have sex
Guy: I'm tired, maybe tomorrow
Girl: We need to talk
Something to look at while a girl talks to you.
Boobs make talking to girls fun.
Great place to sell stolen stuff.
Ebay is a great black market.
The reason I drink so much.
My wife likes to nag.
Proof that money can buy fame.
Paris Hilton is useless, but rich.
Like having another car payment every month.
My girlfriend makes me buy her things.
