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jennifer aniston
jennifer aniston by best definitions ever July 30, 2006
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jennifer aniston
Over-rated "actress" who gained notoriety playing Rachel on the hugely successful sitcom Friends. She continues her career on the silver screen, playing essentially that same Rachel character in every movie she does. Also known for her permanently erect nipples, and for never wearing a bra.
jennifer aniston by Mike curleson June 11, 2006
Jennifer Aniston
An actress of only average skill who is highly overrated for her looks and hair. She is indeed nothing spectacular. Her nose is strange, her jaw too jutting, and her eyes a bit beady.
Maxwell: WOW, Jennifer Aniston is hot.
Matt: No. She really isn't.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh
Matt: No. She really isn't.
Maxwell: How can you say that?
Matt: You just like her because you're supposed to. Hollywood tells you to think she's hot and so you do. Why can't you step outside the box, Maxwell? You always like overrated girls.
Maxwell: meh, shhh
Jennifer Aniston by Matthias Mashburn May 13, 2005
Jennifer Aniston
Jennifer Aniston by Mrs X September 22, 2005
Jennifer Aniston
An American "actress" who plays stock characters in all movies. All of roles are interchangeable and meager at best.
Jennifer Aniston by Urban Nomad March 3, 2011
jennifer aniston
A completely overrated celebrity both in terms of looks and acting ability (or lack thereof).
For some reason, the media has dubbed her to be a beauty queen when she's far from it. She looks like a lollipop to begin with - a HUGE head on top of a skeletal body. She has a big nose, a huge jutting jaw, and thin lips. Her facial features don't match up, and are downright ugly. Thank god her hair saves her, but only somewhat.
In terms of acting, she'll be remembered as playing a fashionable airhead for 10 years. Her filmography is an absolute joke as the roles she chooses have zero depth, emotion, vulnerability or she resorts back to being 'Rachel' which is the only thing she knows to do.
She's more famous for being married to Brad Pitt (another ugly overrated actor) and having great hair than she is being a good actress.
For some reason, the media has dubbed her to be a beauty queen when she's far from it. She looks like a lollipop to begin with - a HUGE head on top of a skeletal body. She has a big nose, a huge jutting jaw, and thin lips. Her facial features don't match up, and are downright ugly. Thank god her hair saves her, but only somewhat.
In terms of acting, she'll be remembered as playing a fashionable airhead for 10 years. Her filmography is an absolute joke as the roles she chooses have zero depth, emotion, vulnerability or she resorts back to being 'Rachel' which is the only thing she knows to do.
She's more famous for being married to Brad Pitt (another ugly overrated actor) and having great hair than she is being a good actress.
jennifer aniston by ps March 21, 2005
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