anxiety anxiety 

The anxiety that you get when you know that you're going to be in a situation at some point in the future that will cause you anxiety.

I just had some anxiety anxiety about doing a job interview next year.

anxiety anxiety by PenguinKnight February 21, 2017

separation anxiety-anxiety (SAA) 

When you are so into someone that you start panicking about the possibility of being separated from them in the near future. Often occurs on Sunday nights after spending an awesome weekend together. May cause fitfull sleep. Valid for both romances and bro/bramances.

Conductor: "Next stop is 14th St. Union Square"

Quick, kiss me inappropriately. I'm having separation anxiety-anxiety (SAA) about the fact that your stop is coming up.

separation anxiety-anxiety (SAA) by Mellencamp August 14, 2009

Collector's anxiety 

A sentence commonly used by a twitch streamer called Pointcrow, in which he refers to the anxiety of wanting to collect everything possible. It was first used in his first YouTube video and in one of his early twitch streams, it is now used to playfully ridicule him in stream chat or comments.

“Hey guys, PointCrow here. Do you ever get collector's anxiety?”

Collector's anxiety by alumpypumpkin July 2, 2020

skid mark anxiety 

The unpleasant state of mental turmoil attributed to the dread over the presence of skid marks in one's underpants.

I had to switch to black boxer briefs to help alleviate my skid mark anxiety.

skid mark anxiety by Buckeye Pete January 31, 2014

Anxiety 

Here's my view on what anxiety is if you've never experienced it.

Imagine hanging out with all your best friends. You're having the time of your life with them, it's a nice sun shiny day. Then, all of a sudden a dark cloud sweeps over you and all of your friends disappear and a recorder goes off in your head reminding you off horrible memories, tasks you have yet to accomplish, and insults that you've been told before.

When you have anxiety all the fun stops immediately and all you think about is the "bad stuff."

Bill: *Walking in the park with his wife, happy as ever, then he stops walking and remembers the time he got robbed in a different park* Now Bill is on edge and can no longer enjoy his day with his wife. This is anxiety for you.

Anxiety by Krx.ed April 23, 2017

Pre-smoke Anxiety 

That sudden rush of anxiety you get when preparing to smoke a bowl of weed for the first time in a while. It involves deep breaths and a slightly raised heart-rate. It can of course turn into a panic attack if you don't hurry up and smoke.

Person 1: Come on man, hurry up and smoke already.
Person 2: Chill out, I will a min, just got a wee bit of pre-smoke anxiety.
Person 1: Pussyyyy

Pre-smoke Anxiety by SkinnedHamster March 13, 2018

Anxiety 

My home, My life, My state of mind, And the reason I am unable to function as a human being.

friend: What's your weekend plan?
Me: Haha just another date with anxiety

Anxiety by Fandom Definer April 11, 2017