antijoke
1.A biblical term-The one who goes against the joke. The destroyer of humor and punchlines.
2. Horwitz
2. Horwitz
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antijoke
A joke/pun that is usually not funny, but on occassion is amusing. Basically any joke made or said by Debbie.
Q: What's a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh!
Man, that was such an antijoke!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye-deer!
Lame! What an antijoke, man.
A: A fsh!
Man, that was such an antijoke!
Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye-deer!
Lame! What an antijoke, man.
antijoke by Awesome Wizard August 29, 2008
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antijoke
A joke that is usually not funny, but on occassion is amusing. Basically any joke made or said by Debbie.
antijoke by The Awesomest Wizard July 24, 2008
anti-joke
Q: How do yo confuse a blond?
A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Q: What did Jimmy's grandma get him for Christmas?
A: Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving day.
Q: How do you make an electrician sad?
A: Kill his family.
Q: How do you kill a blond?
A: There are many different ways, but all of them would be wrong, because murder is illegal.
Q: What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
Q: What did the women say after her husband hit her?
A: Nothing. She was physically abused for 35 years before committing suicide.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: It can't be, because numbers are not sentient and do not fear anything.
Q: What does baseball and the Holocaust have in common?
A: They are both sports, except the Holocaust.
Q: Why do black people love chicken?
A: Because it tastes good.
Q: What's worse than rainy days?
A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
Q: Why did the Jew pick up the one dollar bill?
A: He dropped it.
Q: How did the fat man survive the plane crash?
A: He didn't he died like everyone else.
A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Q: What did Jimmy's grandma get him for Christmas?
A: Nothing. She died on Thanksgiving day.
Q: How do you make an electrician sad?
A: Kill his family.
Q: How do you kill a blond?
A: There are many different ways, but all of them would be wrong, because murder is illegal.
Q: What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas?
A: Cancer.
Q: What did the women say after her husband hit her?
A: Nothing. She was physically abused for 35 years before committing suicide.
Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7?
A: It can't be, because numbers are not sentient and do not fear anything.
Q: What does baseball and the Holocaust have in common?
A: They are both sports, except the Holocaust.
Q: Why do black people love chicken?
A: Because it tastes good.
Q: What's worse than rainy days?
A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion.
Q: Why did the Jew pick up the one dollar bill?
A: He dropped it.
Q: How did the fat man survive the plane crash?
A: He didn't he died like everyone else.
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was angry. Really angry.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!"
The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway.
He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently.
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife died in a car accident."
A man walks into a bar and orders six shots.
The bartender asks, "Rough day?"
The man replies, "Yes, very rough."
The man later went home and hung himself.
Did you hear about the blond who jumped off a bridge?
She died.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have a gun
Get in the car.
Anti-jokes are hilarious.
She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!"
The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway.
He quickly pulled out a .44 Magnum and murdered her violently.
A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face?"
The horse replies, "My wife died in a car accident."
A man walks into a bar and orders six shots.
The bartender asks, "Rough day?"
The man replies, "Yes, very rough."
The man later went home and hung himself.
Did you hear about the blond who jumped off a bridge?
She died.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I have a gun
Get in the car.
Anti-jokes are hilarious.
anti-joke by thisisnotaverygoodname November 30, 2011
Anti Joke
A type of joke that is not a joke at all. It is just a surprising twist on a joke. Kinda like a big middle finger to the face.
Here are some Anti Jokes
Joke:
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Question:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
Joke:
Your mom is so fat that when she dives into a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water than people with less body mass.
Question:
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
Knock-Knock Joke:
Knock Knock
Who's there?
The police, your entire family died in a car accident
Anti-Joke
A joke or riddle-joke that starts like a standard joke or riddle-joke, but then turns out not to be a joke at all. The surprise element thus becoming the joke.
A standard joke turned into Anti-Joke:
A man walks into a bar. His alcohol problem is destroying his family.
Riddle joke turned into Anti-Joke:
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.
Knock Knock joke turned into Anti-Joke
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's the police. There has been an accident. Your wife is in intensive care"
A man walks into a bar. His alcohol problem is destroying his family.
Riddle joke turned into Anti-Joke:
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.
Knock Knock joke turned into Anti-Joke
"Knock knock"
"Who's there?"
"It's the police. There has been an accident. Your wife is in intensive care"
Anti-joke
What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? Nothing, two different species cannot propagate and gene splicing isn't advanced enough to separate the specific traits of an organism.
Q: How do you make a plumber cry?
A: You kill his family
Anti-jokes^
Q: How do you make a plumber cry?
A: You kill his family
Anti-jokes^
Anti-joke by I Am A Waffle July 6, 2011
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Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026