KungFu's definitions

antijoke

1.A biblical term-The one who goes against the joke. The destroyer of humor and punchlines.
2. Horwitz

"your not funny, your like the anti-joke".

by KungFu April 1, 2005

Lima charlie

A millitary term used by the U.S.M.C. Meaning Loud and Clear for two reasons but the most improtant is that it sounds cool and official.

How copy?
Lima charlie

by KungFu April 4, 2005

sure thing

80s term. means a person that will definatly give you sex, no excuses, no ifs ands or buts. Sex is imminant

Bro I'm going over to heathers house later, she is a sure thing

by KungFu April 5, 2005

liberal

1.NOT to be confused with a democrat. A liberal is a person with a far left mentality who is so far gone they refuse to listen to anyone else’s point of view. The hypocrisy of the liberal doesn't stop there, they constantly protest other peoples way of life and life choices under the label of freedom never realizing that all the protesting and complaining they do only creates more laws and rules thus further restricting freedom.
2. Hypocrite
3. A follower who believes they are a leader.
4. A person who makes decisions based on emotions or off of what another liberal said never from facts.

1. In the state of California liberals complained compulsively about building a natural energy source. When the state finally did build a windmill field. The liberals protested it claiming it was killing birds that flew into the energy windmills.
2. Ted Kennedy

by KungFu April 4, 2005

fallen gatekeeper

A failed gatekeeper. Usually found with other fallen gatekeepers in bars or clubs reliving the glory days. Most of the time you'll never see them exept in grocery stores, or at license renewal.

Damn look at that pack of fat chicks. They must be fallen gatekeepers

by KungFu April 5, 2005

chosen one

the one who can get passed the gatekeeper without aid of a wingman.

I scored last night, I am truly the chosen one.

by KungFu April 5, 2005

Taiway

Short for the "Taiway to Hell". A 155mm towed howitzer model m198. The name comes from its section chief Sgt. Tai Yamauchi and the popular ac/dc song Highway to Hell. In the opinion of the cannons gunner "morriss" The howitzer was thought to be cursed by the name. Hard times often fell onto the Taiway and it's crew but still remains a legend in Marine Corps field artillery world wide.

I served as a cannoneer on the Taiway.

by KungFu April 1, 2005