Anticoke 

A white substance that can be mashed to look, in form, similar to powder cocaine. Although not actual cocaine, it is used in the process of cutting cocaine to make the initial amount appear larger. Anticoke can be anything, from aspirin or sugar to another drug like ecstasy. The term is derived from the word "anti-matter" from particle physics and quantum chemistry meaning a particle that is effectively opposite to another particle labeled as "matter."

"Try this blow that John gave me"
"This stuff is terrible, it must have so much anticoke in it, it doesn't even taste like blow."

Anticoke by leomac13 August 14, 2008

anticomedy 

A type of comedy that is funny because it is so incredibly unfunny. Some famous anticomedians are Tim Heidecker, Andy Kaufman, Dougg Pound, and Neil Hamburger. People who don't get seriously miss out on hilarity.

"What do you call a senior citizen who can't refrain from exposing their genitalia in Public? Madonna!" Neil Hamburger

Anticomedy is comedic as hell!

anticomedy by SuperMopTop May 14, 2009

Antiwoke 

A term meaning that something is opposing being woke.

"The president it so antiwoke, it's amazing!"

Antiwoke by kc_gotwood March 1, 2018

antijoke 

1.A biblical term-The one who goes against the joke. The destroyer of humor and punchlines.
2. Horwitz

"your not funny, your like the anti-joke".

antijoke by KungFu April 1, 2005

antijoke 

A joke/pun that is usually not funny, but on occassion is amusing. Basically any joke made or said by Debbie.

Q: What's a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh!

Man, that was such an antijoke!

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A: No eye-deer!

Lame! What an antijoke, man.

antijoke by Awesome Wizard August 29, 2008

antijoke 

A joke that is usually not funny, but on occassion is amusing. Basically any joke made or said by Debbie.

Q: What's a fish with no eye?
A: A fsh!

Man, that was such an antijoke!

antijoke by The Awesomest Wizard July 24, 2008