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Antibody 

1. The term used in describing a person having an attractive face but an unattractive body.

2. The opposite of a "butterface"
Man 1: "Damn, that girl looks good!"

Man 2: " Oh yeah; just wait until you see the rest of her, she's a real antibody."
Antibody by distraction_camp February 18, 2009

antibudgeting 

The act of using money, which is earmarked for future uses, to purchase all sorts of unnecessary shit, essentially fucking up the family budget
My wife and I had 100K sitting in an account for our kids' educations, our retirement, and a vacation now and then, but my fucking bitch whore wife secretly got an ATM card that accessed that account, withdrew most of the dough when I was out of town, and used it to buy shoes, facials, painted fingernails, and a new iPhone, so I might have to divorce her on the grounds that she blew our savings to shit by engaging in antibudgeting.
antibudgeting by Denver EdmondsDe October 14, 2017

Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome 

A disease that is rare enough that only those who have it know how to write it or pronounce it. Try telling your doctor that you have it. Your doctor will either leave the room to look it up on his computer or will fake that he knows what it is and schedule you for a blood test.
Cop: "Why were you speeding, weaving, texting, applying mascara and eating while driving?"

Offender: "Was I really doing those things? I'm sorry. Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome made me do it"

Cop: "Please step out of the car, maam. and keep your hands in plain view."

Offender: " I'm sorry, officer, my Antiphospholipid antibody syndrome makes it hard for me to stand up. You can call my Doctor..."

antibody bitch

Someone that is on antibiotics and won't do anything fun; like have a beer.
Buckmaster, stop being an antibody bitch and come have a beer or two.
antibody bitch by T_iles October 12, 2022

National antibully day 

Cory loft bully’s Riley Beighton so it is national antibully day tomorrow

How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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