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Abselance 

Last minute or off the cuff absences from work with fabricated reasons.
it appears that 'joe bloggs' is abselance today
Abselance by VIGILANTSPR June 22, 2018

Arselander 

The steward of a Football Fans Forum that fixes and manipulates polls to make it look like the fans voted for him so he appears the most likeable member of that forum when really he's just an arsewipe....
Forum Member: Who do you think will win the 'Most Likeable Fan of the Year Award'...?

Other Forum Member: Don't make no difference, That Arselander, Forever-CAFC, will only fiddle the results anyway...
Arselander by Red-Zed333 June 20, 2009

Angelani 

A very beautiful girl with a big ass. Sometimes she can be too nice. Has a little freak. Has a lot of Money. Very close to her to her mom . Has bad taste on guys she always go for the Hispanics . Athlete slow but fast. And has chicken legs
Guy1: that girl is beautiful

Guy2: of course that’s Angelani
Angelani by Istoleyourfood.org December 18, 2019

Angelanimatez 

Angelanimatez negs

Arselander 

When a man ejaculates on another man's arse then rubs his face in it , this is thought to have originated in a Retirement Home in Sunderland , North East England
Bobby : Im gonna Arselander you....
Arselander by Kerry Katona June 18, 2009
Angelan means friendship! Angelan may seem distant at first, but when you start to discover same hobbies or likes, she will talk non stop. Treasure Angelan because she may be insecure about herself, shower her with compliments, so that she knows that she is loved!!!! Angelan is the bestest friend you will ever have in you peasant life. Again, treasure this Angelan because she is the only Angelan you will ever find in your sad life.
Wow! Angelan sure knows how to cheer someone up!
Angelan by blepingtons December 13, 2019