You have never felt the touch of grass in ages. You will never get bitches so that's why you're in love with your waifu. Basically, what zero pussy does to a mf.
Kid 1: I'm animesexual
Kid2: have you ever touched grass?
Someone who wants to be LGBTQIA+ so bad that they have to make a new fictosexual and/or proculsexual
P1: Hey (insert name here) I'm Animesexual
P2: That doesn't exist. Quit trying to be a part of/spread misinformation about the lgbtq community by making up a sexuality you cunt.
Idiots who are making the LGBTQ+ community look like a joke, by acting like simply thinking an anime character is attractive makes them a part of that community. (It’s not real)
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they'resober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.