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farm animal sex 

Sex that typically takes place when one or both parties are completely wasted, and usually involves a female who is less than a girlfriend/wife, although it may be an opportunity to freak a prudish significant other. Activities during farm animal sex include bending said female's limbs in a manner not originally intended, to access atypical positions, and may or may not involve consensual or 'accidental' use of taboo orifices. Usually leads to excessive soreness and vague questions about the previous night's activities from said female.
Susy and I hooked up after drinking a bottle of Absinthe at the St. Patty's Day parade and had some serious farm animal sex that almost dislocated both her hips.
farm animal sex by lost crow March 1, 2008

rapid animal sex 

to fuck violently and at an excessive rate, ie as if you were a cheetah.
whats up my dude i had some fucking dank rapid animal sex with slime tony last night
rapid animal sex by ragingerecshun69 November 28, 2015

Crazy animal monkey sex 

a. some good hard-core fuckin.

b. flat out good sex, with not a care in the world for anything else during that time.
Jessie: man, I just need to relax.

James: No. What you need is Crazy animal monkey sex!

Jessie: Ya, that too I guess
Crazy animal monkey sex by Jemberly December 26, 2011

sex animal 

A term someone calls another person:

1. When someone does something impressive, unexpected or crazy they’re a sex animal.

2. When someone gets with someone out of their league it makes them a sex animal.
1. I didn’t know you could do a backflip! Damn, you’re a sex animal.

2. No way you got with her bro! You’re a sex animal!
sex animal by JuicedWRLD999 September 3, 2020

Sex animal 

Person who likes, or actively thinks about sex or is a sex freak vs. someone who doesn’t
“Ive been a sex animal since I was 12”
Sex animal by Saby12 October 2, 2021

animalsexual 

Animalsexuals are individuals who are sexually attracted to animals of all different shapes and sizes.

Instead of just having intercourse and sexual relations, people who identify as them typically have intimate connections with the animals
Bob: yo dawg heard you was animalsexual!?
Mark: hell yeah boi i cant get enough of this kitten pussy
animalsexual by slipz67 January 17, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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