Italian expression used when people get terribly angry. It literally means «Animal god», but despite seeming more funny rather than violent, it sounds awfully brutal! As all «bestemmie» (i.e. swearing against god), it is more common in Veneto region, North-East of Italy. When pronounced in Venetian dialect it sounds more like «Dio animàe», whereas in Bellunese dialect it is «Dio animàl».
You have never felt the touch of grass in ages. You will never get bitches so that's whyyou're in love with your waifu. Basically, what zero pussy does to a mf.