angry pat Share definition Flag When you blow a whistle and wake up your lazy ass coworker. Then angry pat storms out all pissed and goes home to masturbate. I blew my whistle and woke that queer ass fucker up and he became an angry pat angry pat by Tito23 February 18, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the angry pat mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch