ancestree 

Instead of clumsily talking about one's 'ancestry' and again about one's 'family tree,' we can instead speak with more precision about one's ancestree.

That blue blood family was a little too 'close' (ahem) with sometimes not enough branching out in their ancestree, if you know what I mean.

Everyone wants to find someone famous in their ancestree.

ancestree by Neologian-PJG March 31, 2013

ancestree 

Da lineage of a pine or spruce.

So much grafting and cross-pollinating has occurred up to this point dat it's difficult to know a large plant's ancestree for certain anymore.

ancestree by QuacksO December 30, 2024

ancestral memories 

Memories of something you did, saw, smelled, tasted, or heard that you Really never experienced before. These memories must have come from your ancestors & somehow passed down thru DNA. Upon researching the family tree, it was evident that my ancestors had indeed experienced what I did!

When at 1 of my favorite lakes for the 1st time, I Knew I'd been there before but in reality had Not! Later I found out it was my long~gone Grandma's favorite lake! When I burned kinnickkinnick, the familiar scent really threw me~I was sure I'd smelled it before but when I asked my Mom, Nobody in the family ever burned it around me! It must have been 1 of my ancestral memories!

ancestral memories by Starchylde June 26, 2016

Ancestry.com 

Typical dating site used by Alabamians.

Yo! I just banged that hot chick from ancestry.com!!

Ancestry.com by sdfifuisuifghsuigd February 14, 2019

Ancestrious 

Adjective to honor an ancestor; exhibiting a mannerism that shows respect for elders that have passed on.

The portrait displayed on her shirt spoke for her ancestrious demeanor.

The child was taught to be ancestrious

Ancestrious by Naija lenoir July 16, 2019

Ancestry.com nerd 

A man (usually 29-35) who uses the website Ancestry.com too much. They’ve been on the site since 2008, and have collected around 30,000 names. They’ve traced they’re family lineage back to mediaeval peasants by the time you figured out your grandma’s birthday.

*Ancestry.com nerd enters room*
Ancestry.com nerd: did you guys know I’m related to Pericles?

Ancestry.com nerd by Roasted beans March 2, 2022

9 ancestral tenets 

Sarcastically used to refer to steroids. A reference to a fitness influencer named Liver King, who claimed to have achieved his physique 100% naturally by eating raw liver and following an ancestral lifestyle, when in reality he was taking over $10,000 of steroids per month.

CarnivoreDude37: "PUT THAT OATMEAL DOWN, YOU FUCKING PUSSIES!! YOU WEAKLINGS WILL NEVER BE AS STRONG AS ME, UNLESS YOU EAT ONLY BULL'S BALLS AND TAKE MY OFFICIAL CARNIVORE DUDE SUPPLEMENTS, NOW ONLY $199.99!!"
Bob: "Sounds like a scam! No matter how often you lift, no one can get *that* big, unless they're also following the 9 ancestral tenets."

9 ancestral tenets by UltraFitness January 16, 2023