analzon

1. An amazon who enjoys anal sex.
2. A place to buy anal sex and related stuff from.

1. She's really an analzon!
2. Buy anal products from your local Analzon site.

analzon by anonymous August 27, 2005

analzoid 

A common asshole, the enemy of the spazoidian empire, analzoids can be very deceptive often acting as if they are spazoids.Often very egotistical and full of shit.

One whose head has been swallowed by his anus, therefore his brain is clouded with shit. "that guy is such an analzoid you can't even see his head!"

analzoid by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 22, 2008

analonymous

having anal sex with anonymous people

jamie had analonymous sex with 5 guys last night

analonymous by odfvbiru July 2, 2005

Analony

An allowance paid to a gay man by that person's former gay lover for maintenance.

I have to pay that bitch Brian analony just so he'll get out of my house.

Analony by trampyho#1 January 21, 2009

Analson 

A homosexual who always got a dildo in his anus.

Hey remember Jan? I heard he's a Analson.

Analson by Mv01 February 23, 2017

analzing 

When you try to type out the word "analyzing", but end up making an ass of yourself.

Analzing Spatial Processes Locally - University of Michigan
That's a real research paper, go look it up.

analzing by Ich.Bin.Literally.Hitler March 1, 2017

Analpon

The anal equivalent to a tampon. For use when the possibility of anal leakage is high, or when rouge flatulence may in fact be a liquid or a near solid. See also manpon

Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell? Dude, did you just shit yourself?

Guy 2: Nope, I got a Analpon in.

or

I drank to much tequila last night so all day today I wore a Analpon, you know, just in case.

Analpon by RobODoc April 24, 2010