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analzoid 

A common asshole, the enemy of the spazoidian empire, analzoids can be very deceptive often acting as if they are spazoids.Often very egotistical and full of shit.
One whose head has been swallowed by his anus, therefore his brain is clouded with shit. "that guy is such an analzoid you can't even see his head!"
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analonymous

having anal sex with anonymous people
jamie had analonymous sex with 5 guys last night
analonymous by odfvbiru July 2, 2005
An allowance paid to a gay man by that person's former gay lover for maintenance.
I have to pay that bitch Brian analony just so he'll get out of my house.
Analony by trampyho#1 January 21, 2009
A homosexual who always got a dildo in his anus.
Hey remember Jan? I heard he's a Analson.
Analson by Mv01 February 23, 2017

analzing 

When you try to type out the word "analyzing", but end up making an ass of yourself.
Analzing Spatial Processes Locally - University of Michigan
That's a real research paper, go look it up.
The anal equivalent to a tampon. For use when the possibility of anal leakage is high, or when rouge flatulence may in fact be a liquid or a near solid. See also manpon
Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell? Dude, did you just shit yourself?

Guy 2: Nope, I got a Analpon in.

or

I drank to much tequila last night so all day today I wore a Analpon, you know, just in case.
Analpon by RobODoc April 24, 2010
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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