analroni 

noun - pepperoni that has been inserted into one's anus.

Dominos: What would you like on your pizza?
Jasper: Analroni plz.
Dominos: One analroni pizza, be there in 30 mins.

analroni by Samurai - Anji September 15, 2007

analrondack 

When you think a situation will be comfortable and easy (like sitting in an Adirondack chair) but it turns out to really fuck you in the butt.

May also be a man dressed as a chair with an exposed dick.

Today's work schedule looked ok but it turned out to be a real analrondack

analrondack by Melodius&Gurpinder July 27, 2021

Analron 

Analron has the biggest penis.

Damn huge dick, Analron

Analron by Analron November 22, 2021