Analpon

The anal equivalent to a tampon. For use when the possibility of anal leakage is high, or when rouge flatulence may in fact be a liquid or a near solid. See also manpon

Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell? Dude, did you just shit yourself?

Guy 2: Nope, I got a Analpon in.

or

I drank to much tequila last night so all day today I wore a Analpon, you know, just in case.

by RobODoc April 24, 2010

analzon

1. An amazon who enjoys anal sex.
2. A place to buy anal sex and related stuff from.

1. She's really an analzon!
2. Buy anal products from your local Analzon site.

by anonymous August 27, 2005

analonymous

having anal sex with anonymous people

jamie had analonymous sex with 5 guys last night

by odfvbiru July 2, 2005

Analony

An allowance paid to a gay man by that person's former gay lover for maintenance.

I have to pay that bitch Brian analony just so he'll get out of my house.

by trampyho#1 January 21, 2009

Analson

A homosexual who always got a dildo in his anus.

Hey remember Jan? I heard he's a Analson.

by Mv01 February 23, 2017

analconda

you are fucking a girl in the ass while choking her at the same time.

last night i gave her an analconda.

by vincent leming February 5, 2009

analpoundingshithammer

A large, intmidating, muscular man of viking decent who listens to nothing but black metal and death metal, and who loves nothing more than to ram women's assoles as hard as possible.

Jesus Christ, look at that monster, he's gotta be 6'5" and solid muscle, crazy ass viking berserker bastard! Yeah I know, I spoke with him earlier, all he cares about is hatefuckin' chicks in the butt and deathmetal, just an analpoundingshithammer.

by Fucky The Twiggy Alien Bastard September 28, 2011