The anal equivalent to a
tampon. For use when the possibility of anal leakage is
high, or when rouge flatulence
may in fact be a liquid or a near solid. See also manpon
Guy 1: What the fuck is that smell? Dude, did you just shit yourself?
Guy 2: Nope, I got a Analpon in.
or
I
drank to much tequila last night so all day
today I wore a Analpon, you know, just in
case.