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analphobia

The fear to get it analy because afraid of dying , or getting a serious injury
I have analphobia, can we try something else.
analphobia by stayyxcloudyy July 13, 2014

analphalactic shock 

Having a severe allergic reaction in the anus.
Steve is allergic to eggs! He found out when he got analphalactic shock.
analphalactic shock by cwbiv July 24, 2017

acaphagia 

speaking in an affected, academic manner.

Pronounced "ak-a-fag'-ee-a".
"J.R. Tolkien's favorite alliteration 'cellar door' is both obtuse and didactic, strangley cryptic yet evanescent."

"STFU! Dude, you go to a technical college! So ease up on the acaphagia!"
acaphagia by youngz44 May 11, 2008

analplegia 

When you have to crap so bad you can't walk.
After eating the burritos, John's analplegia prevented him from readily finding a bathroom.
analplegia by K Shizz October 14, 2011

analphalaxis 

When you eat something so spicy, your bowels cannot breathe and your butthole stays clenched
I had jalapeños on my burger that were so hot it sent me into analphalaxis.
analphalaxis by LakeErieLush April 16, 2022

Analphobia

Sorry babe, but I have analphobia
Analphobia by Bigbootyjudy12 July 26, 2022