analphalaxis

When you eat something so spicy, your bowels cannot breathe and your butthole stays clenched

I had jalapeños on my burger that were so hot it sent me into analphalaxis.

by LakeErieLush April 16, 2022

Anaphylaxis

An immediate and severe allergic reaction to a substance (eg food or drugs). Symptoms of anaphylaxis include breathing difficulty, loss of consciousness and a drop in blood pressure. This condition can be fatal and requires immediate medical attention.

common anaphylaxis include;
nuts, latex, eggs, bites and stings, wheat, dairy, seafood and other.

by sarah-3-2321 June 12, 2006

analphylaxis

Noun. The feeling that you will suffer an acute allergic reaction to an anal insertion (e.g. A bee sting).

Thanks for the offer but I must politely decline your offer as I suffer from analphylaxis.

by g-Reg Rodgers July 26, 2017