analphalaxis 

When you eat something so spicy, your bowels cannot breathe and your butthole stays clenched

I had jalapeños on my burger that were so hot it sent me into analphalaxis.

analphalaxis by LakeErieLush April 16, 2022

Anaphylaxis 

An immediate and severe allergic reaction to a substance (eg food or drugs). Symptoms of anaphylaxis include breathing difficulty, loss of consciousness and a drop in blood pressure. This condition can be fatal and requires immediate medical attention.

common anaphylaxis include;
nuts, latex, eggs, bites and stings, wheat, dairy, seafood and other.

Anaphylaxis by sarah-3-2321 June 12, 2006

analphylaxis 

Noun. The feeling that you will suffer an acute allergic reaction to an anal insertion (e.g. A bee sting).

Thanks for the offer but I must politely decline your offer as I suffer from analphylaxis.

analphylaxis by g-Reg Rodgers July 26, 2017

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008