an Alfie

Taking an illegal poo in a National Park

Doing "an Alfie" is having a poo in the corner of a dis-used campsite in a national park when the owner of the field in coming over to tell you off for setting up your tents.

by Incredible Bob May 25, 2011

An Alfredo

when someone gets punched in the face during a class while a teacher is present and not get caught.

hey dude! i heard you pulled An Alfredo in science today.

by gjc00013 November 9, 2010

pull an alie

when your friend says they will be back in a minute and they don't return

don't pull an alie

by CoveredCoder April 13, 2023

pull an alie

when someone leaves in the middle of a video game and doesn't come back

you better not pull an alie

by CoveredCoder April 13, 2023

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock

Jerking off while someone is nearby, creating a feeling of suspense.

Oh shit there's someone outside, I'll have to pull an Alfred Hitchcock.

Pulling an Alfred Hitchcock

by SheevTheSenate66 October 20, 2021

Pulling an alie

When someone is currently pulling an alie.

“I’ll be right back.”

“Are you pulling an alie?”
*leaves*
(Doesn’t come back)

by Grammar Buddy April 14, 2023

Analfie

Like a selfie, but of your anus.

"Seth, did you see Joline's latest Instagram Pic?"
"I sure did Bryan! That was one flossin analfie!"

by Emerson44 January 5, 2015