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Taking an illegal poo in a National Park
Doing "an Alfie" is having a poo in the corner of a dis-used campsite in a national park when the owner of the field in coming over to tell you off for setting up your tents.
by Incredible Bob May 02, 2011
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Like a selfie, but of your anus.
"Seth, did you see Joline's latest Instagram Pic?"
"I sure did Bryan! That was one flossin analfie!"
by Emerson44 January 05, 2015
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