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an IT-tard
an IT-tard by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020
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grip it an rip it
grip it an rip it by i bark cuz im ur dawg July 10, 2006
Calling it an alex
Calling it an alex by The open janitor July 31, 2024
but then i ate an orange and it was k
This end of a sentence can be used to express that all turned out good in the end. (The orange is superior and can heal and stop all evil)
This phrase is based on a champion in the game "League of Legends". A Pirate called "Gangplank" has an ability where he eats an orange and dispells all CC effects from him (and heals in addition).
This phrase is based on a champion in the game "League of Legends". A Pirate called "Gangplank" has an ability where he eats an orange and dispells all CC effects from him (and heals in addition).
"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow to the knee, but THEN i ate an orange and it was k!"
but then i ate an orange and it was k by EviIRyu January 10, 2012
make an evening of it
To masturbate; esp. of a female, and usually in a bathtub. (Originally in reference to the amount of time required to prepare for female masturbation, such as drawing a bath, lighting candles and incense, etc.)
A: "I'm going to 'make an evening of it tonight'."
B: "Don't forget to wash the yellow ring off from around the tub afterwards."
B: "Don't forget to wash the yellow ring off from around the tub afterwards."
make an evening of it by Jim-Bob McDuggan December 10, 2009
Put an egg on it
direct translation: "Get the fuck out of here", used when expressing disbelief. Also used when a false statement is made in a disrespectful manner.
Put an egg on it by RobAa January 5, 2008
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.