18 definitions by Kapitän

Pussy magnet

A magnet mainly on a car that resembles or symbolizes a women’s pussy

Man, that women has a massive pussy magnet

by Kapitän November 23, 2020

The Starbucks effect

The phenomenon in which white women 14-35 speak in identical pitches, use similar vocabulary, and how they all can be seen at Starbucks.

A message to all scientists, we have come a long ways as a species, but we still have failed to explain the Starbucks effect

by Kapitän December 2, 2020

Urban dictionaries censorship

The stupid censorship promoted by the Eugene pussies over at urban dictionary

Yo bro, everyone hates urban dictionaries censorship so much, I think I’ll make it a word on their own site

by Kapitän November 23, 2020

Dickwad

An adjective used to describe a male whom acts no better than the tiny stick of meat hanging between his legs

You’re a dickwad
All monkeys are dickwads

by Kapitän November 23, 2020

Eminem

The GOAT, oh and for all the losers out there trying to cancel him, you can’t cancel the GOAT

Yo bro, Eminem be the GOAT

by Kapitän March 6, 2021

Urban dictionary

The perfect place where I can freely be an asshole

Yo bro, I use urban dictionary to be an asshole

by Kapitän March 6, 2021

Bamboozled

When a man is tricked into a relationship with a she male who still has a dick

Yo bro, we makes just keep getting bamboozled

by Kapitän December 2, 2020