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amplifire 

When you were cranking bass boosted rap around the hood a few decibels to loud, and suddenly your 10 inch Walmart-bought sub stops playing and instead have flames coming from your amplifier
Yo dawg check out my new subs *hits play*
Wow man this track is so hot i can almost feel it.
Daym right cuh, I whipped this one up in the stu just yesterday
*massive explosion*
Holy dude i think you have an Amplifire
amplifire by ChikenNuger March 7, 2018
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amplifart 

When u hold in a fart in class but then it slips out and it is amplified from the hard chair
Damn man that kid in our physics class amplifarts all the time
amplifart by Urmomispoo69 January 1, 2017

Estrogen Amplification

The phenomenon by which females become exponentially "girlier" when they congregate in larger and larger groups. This is thought to be caused by the increased availability of estrogen, the "female" hormone, within a given radius. Some hypothesize that ovaries serve a role in communicating with each other under such circumstances. It should be noted that Estrogen Amplification also occurs in post-menopausal women.
The loud, uncontrolled giggling in the office next to me is the tell-tale sign that 5 or more females are in the same room - surely, estrogen amplification has occurred.

amplifarted 

when a fart is amplified when sitting on the toilet bowl, creating a sound that is many times louder in volume than normal.
i was taking a shit in my girlfriends dorm when i amplifarted and everyone in the next room could clearly hear it.
amplifarted by Stains and Smears November 27, 2017

Anal Amplification

When flatulence is amplified by surroundings (echo, silent room, canyon, etc)
I better avoid this room as it looks like an Anal Amplification room and I feel a fart coming on and do not wish to be embarrassed...

incestuous amplification

The (extreme) reinforcement (read: over-hyping) of ideas and/or beliefs that occurs when like-minded people communicate with each other.
Meeting Chairperson: Tonight, we're going to discuss the genius of President George Bush... (to person leaving) Excuse me, where are you going?

Smart person leaving: Someplace where I won't get brain damaged from the impending incestuous amplification.

Arse Amplifier 

A Toilet: because of echo made when you involuntarily fart while in the sitting position.
Nick: Jeez, that curry was a hot one last night, I think I'm gonna go play some tunes on the Arse Amplifier
James: Don't sit there too long, you may get a dose of Bog Leg
Arse Amplifier by Streaker30 June 1, 2009