15 definitions by Stains and Smears
When not just one thing goes wrong, but EVERYTHING goes wrong in every possible way in a particular situation, creating an outcome you never saw coming, expected or prepared for.
I don't know what the hell happened here, but it seems you made this a total Texas multi fuck
of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
of this whole thing, and now we are all screwed....
by Stains and Smears February 17, 2018
by Stains and Smears December 22, 2017
The brown stream of water that runs between your legs to the drain in the shower,while cleaning your asshole.
by Stains and Smears February 13, 2015
A person who spends 95% or more of their time on the couch....They eat on the couch...Sleep on the couch...And play video games either on the Phone or TV ....on the couch...they refuse to use sheets...the fact is the only time one of these people will get up off of the couch is to use the restroom (Hopefully) or to secure food, only to bring it back to the couch to eat it......Showers are very rare and usually in the very early AM hours. Getting rid of one can be tricky and should be well thought out.
Bill: "Dude , Jimmy has been living at our house for 2 weeks since his girl friend tossed him out."
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
Dude " Yeah and hes starting to smell, hasn't paid for anything, and he hasn't left the house once."
Bill " Left the house, Dude he hasn't gotten off the fucking couch....hes become some sort of Couch Creature.
Dude " I was thinking of lighting the couch on fire to see if he responds."
Bill " Yeah I think its our only hope"
by Stains and Smears May 22, 2019
An affliction that occurs when one is put in a position without their phone for over 24 hours...
Symptoms include:
1) Inability to think about anything at all except the fact you do not have your phone.
2) Profound loss of control
3) Social Disconnect and isolation
4) Feeling as if you have lost a part of yourself
5) Agitation at everything
Symptoms include:
1) Inability to think about anything at all except the fact you do not have your phone.
2) Profound loss of control
3) Social Disconnect and isolation
4) Feeling as if you have lost a part of yourself
5) Agitation at everything
Dude "My school sent us on a weekend retreat for our final and no phones were allowed"
Dude 2 " I cant be without my phone that long or i'll end up all fucked up with "Schizophonenia"
Dude " Yeah never again ...I almost lost it"
Dude 2 " I cant be without my phone that long or i'll end up all fucked up with "Schizophonenia"
Dude " Yeah never again ...I almost lost it"
by Stains and Smears March 4, 2019
by Stains and Smears March 10, 2018
The immediate and obsessive dread and fear, that takes over your "mind and body", when you realize you cannot find your phone.
Bob " Dude where the fuck is my phone, I just had it.."
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"
Dude "You will find it, its here somewhere.."
Bob " No man , its lost..."
Dude " Relax man, and calm down, your just suffering from "Paraphonia"...you just had it 5 minutes ago and you never left this room.."
Bob "Sorry i was ready to freak out.....it was in my pocket"
by Stains and Smears May 18, 2019