Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Urmomispoo69

your boy looks like a pendulum

when you see your friend walk up to you and next to him is a skinny, lanky, loser this is the statement you make to your boy.

“Your boy looks like a pendulum”
“Lmao yeah bro mans the lankiest guy in the state of Ohio”

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when you have a sexy girl over to your house and you're about to cum and you pull out cum in her hair and kick her out of your house.

I had Jessica over she thought she was getting a kid and all i did to her was crémenleave. Lmao

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when you are dick eating ur friend so much that ur literally munching on him

Drew you’re so ugly you get no action

Bro, you’re sucking me so hard you’re the definition of a cookie muncher

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when someone has to make it known that they are gluten free and they spaz when people have it around them

dude i was with this chick and i whipped out a breadstick and she pulled a glutenhardo

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When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.

Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp

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when you are British and you bring your girl over to fuck

Yo bro I heard Lauren went over to your house last night
Ya I gave her an old fashion tally wacker pounding

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The sexual action of freezing your dong in a snowstorm and then molly whopping the shit out of your side girl.

Yo bro, how was it with Darby last night.
Sick man, I gave her the old Philly Alberto.

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