Philly Alberto

The sexual action of freezing your dong in a snowstorm and then molly whopping the shit out of your side girl.

Yo bro, how was it with Darby last night.
Sick man, I gave her the old Philly Alberto.

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

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rappidfire

when your holding in a really powerful fart and try to let out a little and it makes a rapid clicking noice that everyone can hear and later smell

yo bro did you see that guy man he rappidfire in during the school assembly

by Urmomispoo69 December 07, 2017

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when someone is messing with you or lying about something and you figure out

dude you got those tickets didn’t you

yeah i did
ah man you was really tickling my ball sack

by Urmomispoo69 December 22, 2018

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when you lay a fat one on the toliet and it splashes you with water from the toilet

bro that guys face is worse then a constant splasherino

by Urmomispoo69 December 07, 2017

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when you have a sexy girl over to your house and you're about to cum and you pull out cum in her hair and kick her out of your house.

I had Jessica over she thought she was getting a kid and all i did to her was crémenleave. Lmao

by Urmomispoo69 March 09, 2020

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when someone has to make it known that they are gluten free and they spaz when people have it around them

dude i was with this chick and i whipped out a breadstick and she pulled a glutenhardo

by Urmomispoo69 March 03, 2019

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When you are having sex with a dancer or strong women and she gets angry so she clamps your dick and you can not pull out.

Dude I was with this girl and I made her mad and she pulled a mean vag clamp

by Urmomispoo69 January 29, 2019

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