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Americanese

The peculiar variant of English spoken in America. Subject to constant change, usually due to musicians and TV personalities making up new words all the time (intentionally or otherwise).
<Brit> This lad comes in here, he's speaking all Americanese, and expects people to understand him.
<Brit2> Someone needs to teach that git proper English.
Americanese by Evil Timmy February 8, 2004

americanised 

Used most commonly by those that live in the United Kingdom/Britain or accross the pond.

Describes and denotes the sheer lack of:
- intelect
- self-respect
- creativity
- government services
in an area and where its population can be:
- obsessed with fast food
- clinicly obese
- unable to speak English GB
- unable to write English GB or traditional Prose.
- consisting of chavs
- unable to get 80 on an IQ test
- very communal, no such thing in traditional England, we hate our neighbours.

Note: this word is NOT spelt with a Z.

The act of Americanisation is where something is made to comply with the above. Americanising a community would consist of getting a McDonalds built.
Where the streets seem very, very straight, like 5 Roman Roads all connecting.

American franchises hanging everywhere, like KFC, McDonalds etc.
americanised by Hamdev Guru May 13, 2005

americanised 

Something which has been dumbned-down so much as to be suitable for people of an extremely low (or even negative) IQ.
The making of everything worse.
Wow i can't believe that everything is americanised nowadays
americanised by superostia November 12, 2003

Americanese

Americanese is the lame language we speak in the US of A. It's like English only English is better and spoken with an accent in England. America's version is more slang oriented.
If you want to visit America you should learn how to speak Americanese.
Americanese is a difficult language to understand.

Americanese

A term that douchebags use to describe other douchebags because they are too fucking lazy to actually do research, or, they are like all politicians who think so highly of themselves they can just make shit up on the fly and continue to collect a paycheck.
The president isn't lying, he just speaks a different language, Americanese.

Media hacks that brown nose politicians use Americanese to justify their abhorrent ignorance of facts.
Americanese by traykee March 21, 2017

americanese

Chinese food made by Americans or American food made by Chinese people.
General Choi made an americanese hamburger today at Wong's house.
americanese by childo December 24, 2006