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Proof that oil and water DO mix after all.

This nasty-tasting, solidified soy oil is used as a substitute for real cheese, which at least has nutrition and is ACTUALLY digestible.
I made the terrible mistake of buying American cheese (hey, it cost half as much as Cheddar). The next day, I woke up with explosive diarrhea because that shit just went right through my digestive tract.
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A type of cheese that is of low quality, possibly due to mass production.

Best when melted.
-Damn, this American cheese is bad.
-Try toasting it.
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