Americanada

capital: Halifax
largest city: New York
coolest city: Whitehorse and Yellow Knife
best city: Regina
Languages: Americanadian, English, and French
President: Drake

"my fellow certified lover boys, our country has been bitten by a scorpion" Americanada won't attack Afghanistan cuz we're too busy chucking maple syrup and consuming cheap insulin

Americanada by WTF99 May 9, 2022

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When U.S. annexed Canada in 2078

time travel staffs: welcome to year 2012!
bieber: aah home sweet home.
time travel staff: are you idiot?
bieber: excuse me?
time travel staff: this ain't Canada, this Americanada, you stewpid!

americanada by evafs February 2, 2013

Radical Americanisation 

The spread to the rest of the world, particularly western nations, of the 'look at me' type of social behaviour perpetuated (and often glamourised) on US centrered social media. Examples can include when non US citizens use the American Constitution, FDA rulings, etc as a cornerstone for shaping their views on the internal goings on in their own countries, common crutch relied on by people many would consider 'conspiracy theorists' and others seeking validation through moral superiority.

"It's kind of sad how everyone is unfriending Ludwig" "Yes, his radical Americanisation has made him unbearable to be around. Who cares if the FDA has approved it or not? We live in Germany."

Radical Americanisation by Kaweka September 6, 2021

Miss Americana 

A term for a woman who possesses an essence of independence and pride, and is usually someone who lives in America or engages in American culture. A woman who is called Miss Americana may embody the essence of Americana.

The most notable aesthetic of Americana is Coca-Cola memorabilia, white-picket fences, blue jeans, apple pie, rock and roll, politics, and small towns. Any other decade/era aesthetic fits.

The term Miss Americana was first used by American singer and songwriter Taylor Swift in the song Miss Americana and The Heartbreak Prince, a song that uses high school imagery to allegorize American politics. Miss Americana is also the title of the singer-songwriter’s 2020 documentary.

“She’s definitely Miss Americana, alright.”
“Don’t get it twisted, I’m Miss Americana.”
“Looks like Miss Americana has arrived.”

Miss Americana by partylikeits1989 October 22, 2020

Americanaphobia

The fear of America or Americans to the point of extreme hate and refusal to be decent and coexist

Many wish to harm Americans because they cant get past there Americanaphobia

Americanaphobia by Lady Kryptonite March 9, 2011

Americalanavania

An unpleasant location where people speak with an unnecessary amount of Southernisms.

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Americalanavania by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 15, 2017

Pax Americana 

A historical period in which the world is ruled by American militaries, American ideas and American values instead of Nazi devils, communism weasels, tyrannous dictators or alien invaders.

For both supporters and opponents, Pax Americana is only a dream.

Pax Americana by Peevee May 26, 2006