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Bi-Polar

A person who is sexually attracted to both poles of the magnetic field.
Bi-Polar
by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
mugGet the Bi-Polarmug.

Honfiring

"Hey, I want to go honfiring."

"What is it?"

"When you make smores,
on a house fire."

"..."

"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."

"..."

"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"

"No"
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018
mugGet the Honfiringmug.

Freedom

Something everybody has, but refuses to acknowledge.
Drug Addict 1: Yo duuuude did you know we have no freedom?!
Drug Addict 2: No waaaay duuuude heeeey man pass the weed that is totally not illegal in order to prevent us from becoming retarded bludging parasites to society.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
mugGet the Freedommug.

Sore Throat

1. A symptom caused primarily by the ingestion of sperm.
2. A thick lining of sperm that has solidified around the vocal cords of a woman. Men have a strong resistance to sore throat, however after many days of research, I have found that they are also capable of catching "Sore Throat".
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017
mugGet the Sore Throatmug.

Pregnantis

An absolute monster designed to terrorize men.
Pregnantis
by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
mugGet the Pregnantismug.

Americalanavania

An unpleasant location where people speak with an unnecessary amount of Southernisms.
a-mare-e-ca-la-na-vain-e-a
Americalanavania
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 15, 2017
mugGet the Americalanavaniamug.

Hole

A place specifically designed for you to put your penis through.
Hole
by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
mugGet the Holemug.

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