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by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 15, 2017
Get the Americalanavania mug.2. A thick lining of sperm that has solidified around the vocal cords of a woman. Men have a strong resistance to sore throat, however after many days of research, I have found that they are also capable of catching "Sore Throat".
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Get the Pregnantis mug.A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.
Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".
I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.
Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".
I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019
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They ought to = They aughta (Southernised English)
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Let's go = Lego (Southernised)
With ya did ya = witch a ditch a (Southernised)
They ought to = They aughta (Southernised English)
Ayorta = They aughta (Southernism Southernism)
Let's go = Lego (Southernised)
With ya did ya = witch a ditch a (Southernised)
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 11, 2017
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A stupid bitch commonly tries to control your life but lacks complete control over it's own life because there is no such thing as control. Only stupid people believe in control. Stupid fucking bitches try to control other people's lives.
A stupid bitch commonly tries to control your life but lacks complete control over it's own life because there is no such thing as control. Only stupid people believe in control. Stupid fucking bitches try to control other people's lives.
The stupid fucking bitch is the final evolution of the stupid bitch. A stupid bitch has some merit to society which is what allows it to attract a mate, whereas a Stupid Fucking Bitch does not hold any merit whatsoever and is incapable of reproducing.
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