Freedom

Something everybody has, but refuses to acknowledge.

Drug Addict 1: Yo duuuude did you know we have no freedom?!
Drug Addict 2: No waaaay duuuude heeeey man pass the weed that is totally not illegal in order to prevent us from becoming retarded bludging parasites to society.

by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 01, 2018

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Honfiring

When you make smores,
on a house fire.

"Hey, I want to go honfiring."

"What is it?"

"When you make smores,
on a house fire."

"..."

"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."

"..."

"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"

"No"

by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018

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Slept Like A Baby

A metaphor that literally means a person slept peacefully throughout the night.

Most people today do not know how to take care of babies, as a result their child wakes up every 2 hours, pissing and crying and have incorrectly interpreted the meaning of the expression to mean: "Slept like the hell spawn of Satan".

I say hell-spawn of Satan because only Satan could treat a child as badly as these people treat their own children. But fear not children of God, for the age of darkness will only last a short 1000 years.

Slept Like A Baby

by TheAutisticHumanBeing February 18, 2019

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