TheAutisticHumanBeing's definitions
A person who lacks an appropriate reasoning skill that makes them incapable of differentiating a falsehood from reality.
Retard 1: The earth is flat.
Retard 2: Yea I believe that. Also I am not going to conduct any form of experiment to test whether what you said is true or false.
Retard 1: Homosexuality is ok.
Retard 2: Yes preventing society from reproducing is ok, and everybody should become homosexual so we can all die out before the next generation begins.
Retard: The media is pushing an agenda, so I am going to blindly believe that agenda.
Muslim Retard: The Quran instructs me to kill people who leave my religion, people who believe in a polytheistic religion, people who do not join my religion, people who believe in other single theistic religions like myself. Also since murder has been ingrained in my mind since birth, we should all probably start killing eachother in the middle east for no reason. This is the work of God salamalenko. Alah Huakbar. Jihad, we must struggle together brother. Here strap this vest on and go kill yourself, but you will also kill 50 other muslims, so it's ok.
Retard 2: Yea I believe that. Also I am not going to conduct any form of experiment to test whether what you said is true or false.
Retard 1: Homosexuality is ok.
Retard 2: Yes preventing society from reproducing is ok, and everybody should become homosexual so we can all die out before the next generation begins.
Retard: The media is pushing an agenda, so I am going to blindly believe that agenda.
Muslim Retard: The Quran instructs me to kill people who leave my religion, people who believe in a polytheistic religion, people who do not join my religion, people who believe in other single theistic religions like myself. Also since murder has been ingrained in my mind since birth, we should all probably start killing eachother in the middle east for no reason. This is the work of God salamalenko. Alah Huakbar. Jihad, we must struggle together brother. Here strap this vest on and go kill yourself, but you will also kill 50 other muslims, so it's ok.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing January 19, 2019
Get the Retardmug. A word used to socially snub a person who has decided that life is better without social interaction.
Person 1: "That person has aspergers"
Person 2: "Yea what an autist haha"
Person 1: "I'm going to get a psychology degree by doing little to no science and then snub the people who are actually contributing to society, and nobody is going to dispute my bullshit claims because everybody in the field of psychology is retarded!"
Person 2: "Yea what an autist haha"
Person 1: "I'm going to get a psychology degree by doing little to no science and then snub the people who are actually contributing to society, and nobody is going to dispute my bullshit claims because everybody in the field of psychology is retarded!"
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 8, 2017
Get the Aspergersmug. BannnaPerson is such a fuck-pid.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing January 25, 2019
Get the Fuck-Pidmug. A word that has been shortened and altered so much to the point that it is impossible to understand the message a person is trying to convey.
Examples:
They ought to = They aughta (Southernised English)
Ayorta = They aughta (Southernism Southernism)
Let's go = Lego (Southernised)
With ya did ya = witch a ditch a (Southernised)
They ought to = They aughta (Southernised English)
Ayorta = They aughta (Southernism Southernism)
Let's go = Lego (Southernised)
With ya did ya = witch a ditch a (Southernised)
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 11, 2017
Get the Southernismmug. Drug Addict 1: Yo duuuude did you know we have no freedom?!
Drug Addict 2: No waaaay duuuude heeeey man pass the weed that is totally not illegal in order to prevent us from becoming retarded bludging parasites to society.
Drug Addict 2: No waaaay duuuude heeeey man pass the weed that is totally not illegal in order to prevent us from becoming retarded bludging parasites to society.
by TheAutisticHumanBeing June 1, 2018
Get the Freedommug. "Hey, I want to go honfiring."
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
"What is it?"
"When you make smores,
on a house fire."
"..."
"So you just wait for a house fire to happen on the fire ready app.
Then you drive on over to the house,
and there's a big ass fire ready for marshmallow cooking,
and then you get the delicious taste of dreams going up in smoke on your marshmallows."
"..."
"So, you wanna go honfiring with me?"
"No"
by TheAutisticHumanBeing December 26, 2018
Get the Honfiringmug. To ingest your own sperm.
Usually used in context by a dominant female,
while referring to a submissive male.
Usually used in context by a dominant female,
while referring to a submissive male.
"I wanna make your beg for it,
Then I'mma make you swallow your pride"
"Want you to make me feel
Like I'm the only girl in the world"
"Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man"
Rihanna - Only Girl
Then I'mma make you swallow your pride"
"Want you to make me feel
Like I'm the only girl in the world"
"Like I'm the only one that's in command
'Cause I'm the only one who understands
How to make you feel like a man"
Rihanna - Only Girl
by TheAutisticHumanBeing July 27, 2016
Get the Swallow Your Pridemug.