WTF99's definitions

Americanada

capital: Halifax
largest city: New York
coolest city: Whitehorse and Yellow Knife
best city: Regina
Languages: Americanadian, English, and French
President: Drake

"my fellow certified lover boys, our country has been bitten by a scorpion" Americanada won't attack Afghanistan cuz we're too busy chucking maple syrup and consuming cheap insulin

by WTF99 May 9, 2022

Justin beiber

No
No
No
No
No
No
No
No

Justin beiber is the disgrace of Canada and that’s it

by WTF99 May 22, 2022

Drake

the boy lover
the lesbian
the baddest from Toronto
simps over random girls

drake's a baddie

by WTF99 June 17, 2023

Ryan Reynolds

Would I fuck him?

Yes

Is that gay?

No

Ryan Reynolds is the pride of Canada, the saviour of Fox, The DILF of Oliver Crescent, the comedian of Vancouver and the superhero of British Columbia

by WTF99 May 22, 2022

Travis Scoot

a cool person not to be confused with Travis Scott

Travis Scoot is so cool

by WTF99 May 9, 2022

Stabbing

the act of getting stabbed,
which is when someone used a metal stick to stab you

I got stabbed when they gave me the corona vaccine

after getting stabbed Samuel l Jackson said "you motherfucker"

stabbing is war thing

by WTF99 May 10, 2022

USA

Canada but worse

Euro 1: USA is so stupid there is nothing good in North America

Euro 2: ever heard of canada

by WTF99 May 15, 2022