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ambidickstrous 

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand
Man 1: Eww! don't touch me! I don't know where that hand has been!
Man 2: Don't worry, I'm ambidickstrous.
ambidickstrous by cambronshinn February 28, 2011

ambidickstrous 

The ability for a man to masturbate with either his left hand or his right hand
Girl: So, do you beat your dick with your left hand or your right hand, jw.
Guy: I'm ambidickstrous, I alternate.
ambidickstrous by jungle's nuts January 10, 2010

Ambiwankstrous 

This is the abilty to pleasure oneself with the use of both the right, and left hand. This is derived from the latin words " Ambosituos" and " Wank".
p1: 'Im getting bored with my right hand...'
p2: 'Well i never find that, im Ambiwankstrous! '
Ambiwankstrous by Jeffrey Fielder February 23, 2005

Ambiwankstrous 

someone who can jerk off with both hands
hes ambiwankstrous. im impressed.
Ambiwankstrous by niggasense February 27, 2005

ambiwankstrous 

The ability to masturbate or pull the pud just as effectively with either hand
"I write left-handed,play golf right-handed but when it comes to masturbation I'm ambiwankstrous
ambiwankstrous by Uncle Len May 11, 2004

Ambijerkstrous 

The ability to beat off/masturbate with both hands independently.
I broke my arm skateboarding and got a hand and wrist cast so I learned to be ambijerkstrous.
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