Person 1: It's so hard to choose whether to fap with my left or my right hand...
Person 2: You can use both???
Person 1: You can't?
Person 2: Dude, you're so lucky you're ambifaptrous.
Person 2: You can use both???
Person 1: You can't?
Person 2: Dude, you're so lucky you're ambifaptrous.
by Lewicide September 15, 2009
A person who masterbates with both their left and right hands and claim they have a girlfriend on discord
by LoudCadmium July 19, 2021