Ambigastrous

Someone who can pass gas from both ends at the same time.

I have the incredible gift of being completely ambigastrous.

by D-diddy February 29, 2008

ambigastrous

adj - having the ability to fart out of your ass and pussy

"Only girls can be ambigastrous."

"After last nights burrito, she was ambigastrous while in bed."

by Vdez February 23, 2012

ambijaxtrous

The ability to jack off equally well with one's left and right hands. A play on the word "ambidextrous."

Cal- I can only jack off with my right hand.

Zach- Really? I can do it with both. I'm ambijaxtrous, bitch!

Cal- So lucky!!

by Lefty Stroker December 25, 2010

ambifaptrous

To be able to masturbate, 'fap', using both your left or right hand.

Person 1: It's so hard to choose whether to fap with my left or my right hand...
Person 2: You can use both???
Person 1: You can't?
Person 2: Dude, you're so lucky you're ambifaptrous.

by Lewicide September 15, 2009

ambimastrous

Ambidextrous masturbation.
Able to masturbate with either hand.

"I just broke my hand during practice, good thing I'm ambimastrous!"

by dogmar. October 28, 2003

ambifapstrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands.

"So, John, which arm do you use to fap?"
"Both, I'm ambifapstrous"

by Trevor89 August 4, 2015

ambifapstrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hit in the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.
Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.
Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

by Rhiever June 27, 2009