Ampifaptrious

The ability to fap (masturbate) with both hands instead of just one primary hand (right or left).

Bob : man my right hand hurts really bad from fapping.

Mike : that sucks man, i'm ampifaptrious.

Bob : what?

Mike : It means i'm better than you.

by the butthole wrangler December 13, 2013

ambifaptrous

To be able to masturbate, 'fap', using both your left or right hand.

Person 1: It's so hard to choose whether to fap with my left or my right hand...
Person 2: You can use both???
Person 1: You can't?
Person 2: Dude, you're so lucky you're ambifaptrous.

by Lewicide September 15, 2009

Ambifaptrous

A person who masterbates with both their left and right hands and claim they have a girlfriend on discord

DAN: I'm Ambifaptrous.
Everyone else in the chat: GROSS DAN. Find a girlfriend geez.

by LoudCadmium July 19, 2021