ambimastrous

Ambidextrous masturbation.
Able to masturbate with either hand.

"I just broke my hand during practice, good thing I'm ambimastrous!"

by dogmar. October 28, 2003

ambijaxtrous

The ability to jack off equally well with one's left and right hands. A play on the word "ambidextrous."

Cal- I can only jack off with my right hand.

Zach- Really? I can do it with both. I'm ambijaxtrous, bitch!

Cal- So lucky!!

by Lefty Stroker December 25, 2010

ambifaptrous

To be able to masturbate, 'fap', using both your left or right hand.

Person 1: It's so hard to choose whether to fap with my left or my right hand...
Person 2: You can use both???
Person 1: You can't?
Person 2: Dude, you're so lucky you're ambifaptrous.

by Lewicide September 15, 2009

Ambimasturbous

"am-bee-mas-ter-bus" / Adjective:

Marked by the ability to masturbate easily with either hand. Particularly applicable to males.

"I've been trying to jerk off with my left hand recently to change things up, but it just hasn't worked for me. I wish I was ambimasturbous like Dave. That guy's a wank warrior."

by pilotguy44 February 18, 2009

ambifapstrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands.

"So, John, which arm do you use to fap?"
"Both, I'm ambifapstrous"

by Trevor89 August 4, 2015

ambifapstrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hit in the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.
Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.
Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

by Rhiever June 27, 2009

ambidabstrous

A person who dabs on both sides

I dab on both my left and right side, so I am ambidabstrous

by fresh_and_clean August 6, 2016