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ambijaxtrous 

The ability to jack off equally well with one's left and right hands. A play on the word "ambidextrous."
Cal- I can only jack off with my right hand.

Zach- Really? I can do it with both. I'm ambijaxtrous, bitch!

Cal- So lucky!!
ambijaxtrous by Lefty Stroker December 25, 2010

ambifaptrous 

To be able to masturbate, 'fap', using both your left or right hand.
Person 1: It's so hard to choose whether to fap with my left or my right hand...
Person 2: You can use both???
Person 1: You can't?
Person 2: Dude, you're so lucky you're ambifaptrous.
ambifaptrous by Lewicide September 15, 2009

Ambimasturbous

"am-bee-mas-ter-bus" / Adjective:

Marked by the ability to masturbate easily with either hand. Particularly applicable to males.
"I've been trying to jerk off with my left hand recently to change things up, but it just hasn't worked for me. I wish I was ambimasturbous like Dave. That guy's a wank warrior."
Ambimasturbous by pilotguy44 February 18, 2009

ambifapstrous 

The ability to masturbate with both hands.
"So, John, which arm do you use to fap?"
"Both, I'm ambifapstrous"
ambifapstrous by Trevor89 August 4, 2015

ambifapstrous 

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hit in the five knuckle shuffle.
Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.
Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.
Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.
ambifapstrous by Rhiever June 27, 2009

ambidabstrous 

I dab on both my left and right side, so I am ambidabstrous
ambidabstrous by fresh_and_clean August 6, 2016
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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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