ambifapstrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands.

"So, John, which arm do you use to fap?"
"Both, I'm ambifapstrous"

by Trevor89 August 4, 2015

ambifapstrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hit in the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.
Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.
Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

by Rhiever June 27, 2009

ambifaptrous

To be able to masturbate, 'fap', using both your left or right hand.

Person 1: It's so hard to choose whether to fap with my left or my right hand...
Person 2: You can use both???
Person 1: You can't?
Person 2: Dude, you're so lucky you're ambifaptrous.

by Lewicide September 15, 2009

ambimastrous

Ambidextrous masturbation.
Able to masturbate with either hand.

"I just broke my hand during practice, good thing I'm ambimastrous!"

by dogmar. October 28, 2003

ambidabstrous

A person who dabs on both sides

I dab on both my left and right side, so I am ambidabstrous

by fresh_and_clean August 6, 2016

Ambigastrous

Someone who can pass gas from both ends at the same time.

I have the incredible gift of being completely ambigastrous.

by D-diddy February 29, 2008

Ambifaperous

To be able to fap with the left hand or the right hand.

When my left hand gets jealous, or my right hand becomes tired, I switch hit, showing that I have no problems being ambifaperous.

by shaggs138 February 12, 2013