Ambifaperous

To be able to fap with the left hand or the right hand.

When my left hand gets jealous, or my right hand becomes tired, I switch hit, showing that I have no problems being ambifaperous.

by shaggs138 February 12, 2013

ambifaptrous

To be able to masturbate, 'fap', using both your left or right hand.

Person 1: It's so hard to choose whether to fap with my left or my right hand...
Person 2: You can use both???
Person 1: You can't?
Person 2: Dude, you're so lucky you're ambifaptrous.

by Lewicide September 15, 2009

ambifapstrous

The ability to masturbate with both hands.

"So, John, which arm do you use to fap?"
"Both, I'm ambifapstrous"

by Trevor89 August 4, 2015

ambifapstrous

The ability to masturbate with either hand. Alternatively, the ability to switch hit in the five knuckle shuffle.

Guy 1: I burned my right hand pretty bad yesterday.
Guy 2: That sucks man, guess you won't be spanking it for a while.
Guy 1: Nah dude, I can still do it with my left hand. I'm ambifapstrous.

by Rhiever June 27, 2009

Ambifaptrous

A person who masterbates with both their left and right hands and claim they have a girlfriend on discord

DAN: I'm Ambifaptrous.
Everyone else in the chat: GROSS DAN. Find a girlfriend geez.

by LoudCadmium July 19, 2021