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a word from the anime 'death note'. No one knows its meaning
alteved as many times as you want
alteved by nuk3d February 19, 2022
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altered my brain chemistry

movie, song, a piece of art or something else that changed you drastically, made you basically a new person or heavily influenced the way you perceive world around you, other people etc.
This song altered my brain chemistry, I basically became someone else after listening to it!

altered reality 

When the energy of a place or setting is different than usual. This can happen at 7/11 at midnight, a quiet country road in the middle of the woods, or an airport between the hours of 22:00 and 6:00. Time feels broken and the energy feels out of place, as if you were never meant to be here in the first place. A comparable feeling is that of being high
Amelia: Our next flight is at 8:30 in the morning, but the airport feels so weird with nobody around
Jane: Yeah, talk about altered reality
altered reality by kweentini October 12, 2018

altered beast 

A kick ass classic arcade game made by Sega 'service-games'
I just turned into a Dragon and whooped some ass!

Power-up!!
Having a distorted or altered state of consciousness as a result of drug use.

Occasionally it is spelled "Alter'd"
"Dude! *he-he* I am sooo000oooo0o fuggin' altered"
Altered by Cody April 15, 2004

altered ego

when someone deludes themselves about the effect they have on people for so long, that they believe it
Jeff is convinced that all his exes will never get over him and are miserable- but that is only his altered ego talking-if he knew they were all happier without him, he'd be crushed
altered ego by Meadow Soprano October 28, 2005

Alteredevolving 

A horny person with a fiery temper. Will reject anything you put in front of it. Hypocritical, and often toxic. Loves anime, (weeb/weeaboo), flirting with girls (simp), and calling people out on being weebs and simps. Extremely cringy and hard to be around.
Don't go near him, hes an Alteredevolving.
Alteredevolving by anonymous November 5, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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