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Person with the last name it’s an Arabic SHES / HIM the nicest person u will meet if that’s her name never let her go ! I love altabam she’s nicest person amazing has style is cute if she has glasses and pretty if she has no glasses she is amazing and loyal person ever
altaban
altaban by anonymous December 31, 2021
Words you can keep

alabanza 

A Spanish word meaning to "raise this thing to God's face" and to sing quite literally "praise to this."
Abuela Claudia had simple pleasures.
She sang the praises of things we ignore:
Glass Coke bottles, bread crumbs, a sky full of stars.
She cherished these things.
She'd say "Alabanza."
alabanza by usnavi November 16, 2013

Alabandwagoner

n- Any person who claims they are a die hard Alabama fan, though the reality is they are only Alabama fans because Bama is currently doing great.
Several of the current generation Alabandwagoners are former Auburn fans who turned their back when Auburn started losing. In the future when Alabama's winning streak ends and they start sucking, most of Alabama's 'fans' will flock to the new best SEC team.
Alabandwagoner- "Roll Tide! Bama just won the BCS bowl against Notre Dame! Crimson tide baby! "

A loyal fan- "Shut the hell up you Alabandwagoner. But thanks for donating all of your Auburn shirts from 2010 to Goodwill. Are you going to do the same with all of your Bama shirts when they start losing?"

Alabandwagoner - "Probably. Err I mean Roll Tide!"
When you decide to make love to people you are related to. IE do the sex with family
"daddy pass the salt" *your boyfriend, your brother, your cousin, your dad, and your grandpa all reach for the salt* that is an alabang
Alabang by Aaaareee March 7, 2019

Alabanian Donkey 

What takes the place of women in Albania.
We don't have girls in Albania, we have Alabanian Donkey.
If you look at our Albanian Donkey we will kill you.
Alabanian Donkey by nik2007au September 7, 2009
They used aldaban to fix their symptoms.
aldaban by nobodyinparticular1 December 24, 2008

Altobania 

A Perfect Utopia. It's a great nation it's has many nationalities in it. It's a hyperpower Country. Balkans To Pacific Ocean. Most of Asia is Altobania. Near to United the whole Earth as "the Republics of Earth". Altobanian Justice,Medicine,Etc. it's the Best. If you are Communist,Capitalist,Fascists,Nazis,Etc.. You want to be Establish Altobania. Altobania has many Republics such as "Illyrian Republic,Caucausian Republic,Korean Republic,Japanese Republic,Turkish Republic, Etc..". Only Anarchists and Balkanizers Hate This.
Normal Guy: "Should we end starvation or end all wars to having a good Earth?"
Political Nerd: "No. We need to establish the glorious Altobanian Republics. End of the Balkanization of Earth."
Normal Guy: "You mean Albanian Republic(s)?"
Political Nerd: "No! I said Altobanian Not Albanian!"
Altobania by NotDetonage June 7, 2020
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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