Altobania 

A Perfect Utopia. It's a great nation it's has many nationalities in it. It's a hyperpower Country. Balkans To Pacific Ocean. Most of Asia is Altobania. Near to United the whole Earth as "the Republics of Earth". Altobanian Justice,Medicine,Etc. it's the Best. If you are Communist,Capitalist,Fascists,Nazis,Etc.. You want to be Establish Altobania. Altobania has many Republics such as "Illyrian Republic,Caucausian Republic,Korean Republic,Japanese Republic,Turkish Republic, Etc..". Only Anarchists and Balkanizers Hate This.

Normal Guy: "Should we end starvation or end all wars to having a good Earth?"
Political Nerd: "No. We need to establish the glorious Altobanian Republics. End of the Balkanization of Earth."
Normal Guy: "You mean Albanian Republic(s)?"
Political Nerd: "No! I said Altobanian Not Albanian!"

Altobania by NotDetonage June 7, 2020

Kanye Albania 

Kanye albania

Niche internet micro celebrity is said to be ran by 7 admins but followers believe that it's 1 admin with split personalities

Believed to be the creators of Dababy mobile

Eminem : only if i can have yours

What you know about rollin down in the vents

Lil mar likes kids

Kanye albania gaming

Long ye

Kanye Albania by Amrovalanche June 1, 2021

ancient albanian sign language 

the world's most beautiful and romantic language, it makes you 10 times attractive to every woman and man on the planet.

-why is everyone attracted to you?
-because i speak ancient albanian sign language fluently

ancient albanian sign language by i have no handle July 13, 2022

Albanian Day 

In this day (09/03/2022) every country of the Earth have to pray for Albania, no matter what.

Albanian Day
STRONG ALBANIA UP! 💪🇦🇱🆙

Albanian Day by Skele00 March 8, 2022

albanian bouquet

A verision of a pimp slap, named as such because the motion resembles the presenting of a bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.

If Lisa doesn't shut her piehole, she's going to get the Albanian Bouquet.

albanian bouquet by Bokolis October 7, 2012

Albanian Shit

A person of Albanian blood who has a Greek name and surname, who behaves and acts like a Greek. One can notice the massive Albanian forehead.

Ela Re Dimitris G you Albanian Shit, Keratas why are you pretending to be Greek...................Go back to Albania and sit at Bujani for coffee.

Albanian Shit by Greek_Cypriot February 15, 2022

Albanian Girls

The most sexiest girls on the planet. They are very hard headed and tough , very independent. Will not let no man control her. They are always ready to fight if they have to but they also know how to keep it classy !!! The most beautiful girls in the world are albanian girls ! Their language is the most graceful and sentimental.

Dont mess with that girl ! SHES ALBANIAN!
Shes beautiful ! yeah i know shes albanian
I love when albanian girls whisper " TE DUA "

Albanian Girls by Jack Santiago September 18, 2012