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alabanza 

A Spanish word meaning to "raise this thing to God's face" and to sing quite literally "praise to this."
Abuela Claudia had simple pleasures.
She sang the praises of things we ignore:
Glass Coke bottles, bread crumbs, a sky full of stars.
She cherished these things.
She'd say "Alabanza."
alabanza by usnavi November 16, 2013

Alakananda 

An amazing sweet girl. She'll be the pinnacle of your life if you give her a chance. She usually hides behind fake smiles because of her past but always forgets about it when she's around her friends. She is the most caring and kind person ever.
Is that Alakananda?

Yeah it is. She's really sweet.
Alakananda by coxonutwxter October 7, 2019

alakananda 

WOW SHE IS ALAKANANDA
alakananda by Allicassia February 21, 2018

Alabamanerick 

When you send all of your Nike crap to somebody in Alabama
I Alabamanericked my brother in Alabama.
Alabamanerick by rondoor October 30, 2018

Alabandwagoner

n- Any person who claims they are a die hard Alabama fan, though the reality is they are only Alabama fans because Bama is currently doing great.
Several of the current generation Alabandwagoners are former Auburn fans who turned their back when Auburn started losing. In the future when Alabama's winning streak ends and they start sucking, most of Alabama's 'fans' will flock to the new best SEC team.
Alabandwagoner- "Roll Tide! Bama just won the BCS bowl against Notre Dame! Crimson tide baby! "

A loyal fan- "Shut the hell up you Alabandwagoner. But thanks for donating all of your Auburn shirts from 2010 to Goodwill. Are you going to do the same with all of your Bama shirts when they start losing?"

Alabandwagoner - "Probably. Err I mean Roll Tide!"

Alabamarama

A large gathering of rednecks or hicks.
Not necessarily from Alabama, yet displaying the plumage of that pocket of civilization, mainly Nascar hats and filth. An Alabamarama can usually be spotted at tailgates, racetracks, WalMart,and on COPS.
It is not a good idea to come too close to an Alabamarama as you may end up bathed in tobacco-juice and/or the fumes of a meth lab.
Chris: " Look at the size of that Alabamarama... I can almost feel my intelligence being sucked out by it's gravitational pull..."
Mike: "ah-hyuuhh..Dale Earnhardt wuz gawd."
Chris: " OH NO!!! They got you too dude!!"
Alabamarama by the Den of Iniquity December 7, 2006