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alspe by Toady12345 May 7, 2008
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Alper
Alper is a turkish guy. He is playful, sarcastic and smart. Sometimes he seems to be very cold but deep down he's warm hearted and likes a good cuddle. He can be charming on his special way and is a good listener.
He is a very good looking person you should get to know. I'm sure he agrees to this statement :D.
He is a very good looking person you should get to know. I'm sure he agrees to this statement :D.
Alper by DemiMelose96 November 19, 2021
aspenbergers
Dammit Anna, you've spent so much time writing SQL queries that you're saying stupid stuff like "Aspenbergers"!
aspenbergers by MikaFlo2009 April 25, 2022
alperftw
The best twitch streamer on the planet. Also handsome, good at all games, intelligent being humble not fat like mitch, doesn't tongue guys like mitch, isn't shit on cs like mitch.
alperftw by MitchisCLAPPED January 7, 2019
Aspergatron
A guy (but much less frequently, a girl) that has Asperger's Syndrome and has no clue as to how to be socially aware.
What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).
Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).
What's worse, an Aspergatron does NOT want to improve their social capabilities, simply thinking that it's somehow impossible to be both intelligent and social (false dichotomy, yay!).
Their aspergatronic circuitry doesn't seem to allow them the capacity to be a more well-rounded human being, and thus they get stuck in an infinite loop whereby they think that all that's required for success in life is raw intellect, thereby showing that they're not as intelligent as they thought they were and thus failing at life (and thus withdrawing further into obscure hobbies).
Linux Help Forum:
Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?
Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"
Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."
Regular IT guy: "Hey guys, would you happen to know how to do the following with the 'cut' command"?
Aspergatron: *said in aspergatronic robot voice* "CUT IS NOT EFFICIENT!"
Regular IT guy: "Oh wow, that's really not what I asked for..."
Aspergatron by LemurGuy January 14, 2013
alsheching
similar to being based; not caring what other people think, and being honest about something without any sugarcoating
alsheching by bleach cd September 17, 2021