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Mountainous Blow Job 

A blow job that is going normal until the person giving the blow job realizes that the person receiving it has herpes and feels the "mountainous" bumps.
Person 1 - "How's your day?"
Person 2 - "It was going well until I realized Jimmy had herpes while I was giving him a Mountainous Blow Job!"
Person 1 - "Oh no! That sucks!"
Mountainous Blow Job by Zack N119 December 21, 2020

boar_king_of_mountains 

πŸ—πŸ—πŸ’ͺπŸ’ͺ🚫⚑ bossπŸ‘πŸ‘βœ…βœ…βœ…πŸšŽπŸšŽπŸšŽπŸšŽπŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ—πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘ inosuke habishiraπŸ—πŸ—πŸ‘
Tanjiro: "Inosuke, what is your TikTok username?"
InosukeπŸ—πŸ’ͺ: " boar_king_of_mountains Gampachiro."

Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains 

Claiming you are going "Hiking in the

Appalachian Mountains" for vacation when in fact you are going away for a booty call.
Bob: Yeah, I'm burnt out. I'm going Hiking in the Appalachian Mountains for some R&R.

Frank: Dude, who are you kidding. I saw you and Sally from the copy room groping each other in the bar. You're headed to a Motel 6 for a few days

Gayzor Mountains

A mountain where everyone is gay.
You come from the gayzor mountains where everyone is gay.
Gayzor Mountains by Erika December 12, 2004

arklay mountains 

In the "Resident Evil"(Biohazard) series, it is the setting where the Umbrella Research Center/Training Facility was built.
The Umbrella Research Centre/Training Facility is completed 8 miles north of Raccoon City, in the Arklay Mountains.
arklay mountains by kababi March 10, 2009

Turns the Mountains blue 

A synonym for "that's cold" or giving someone "the cold shoulder."

Derived from the mountains on a Coors Light can that turn blue when they get cold.
"Dude, so i was like at Jason's party the other night and I ran into Max and he didn't say hi or even wave at me or anything."

"Man that turns the mountains blue, you guys have been best friends since kindergarten. Ain't Right"