Alpena 

1. A small town in Northeastern Michigan known for Drinking and tomfoolery

2. A adjective used by Alpena transplants to describe a party scene that has become of ouf control or gong show

1. Make sure you bring the doedoe when we cruise up to Alpena, because god knows we won't be able to score any there.

2. Everyone was so wasted at Jimmy's house they managed to tear off the porch and use it for a bonfire, it was so Alpena

Alpena by Flish September 16, 2008

ALPENA 

AKA Alspenis michicunts come here on vacation leave here on probation

Where everything in this town is ass backwards

Where the cops are more dirty then theives stealing from people

Where you go to a party and probably see your friends parents or grand parents partying down

Home of alien wanker, the pink flamingo, few moon crickets, and dirty sluts

alpena

ALPENA by team_cat November 30, 2011

Alpena 

A small town in North-Eastern Michigan known for fat ugly women and young attractive men with mullets named Nick Lee.

A place to go if you want to visit the closest place to Hell.

Cop: Now what are we going to do with you?

Arrested Man: Fuck Yo Couch Nigga

Cop: Im taking you where no man has a chance to live or leave.

Arrested Man: Aw Hell Naw Not Alpena.

Alpena by NLHASP March 26, 2011

Alpena 

A small town in north-eastern Michigan where there is only one style of clothing.

Oh look there is an aeropostale shirt.

-3seconds later- Oh look there is the same shirt but on a different person

ALPENA!

Alpena by WastedSoul April 26, 2011

Alpena Soup Spoon

When man with an uncircumcized penis cums in the ass of a female or male and when he pulls out he uses the extra skin as a spoon on his cock to gather the cum and ass juice and feeds it to the fuckee.

Clem used this Alpena Soup Spoon to feed the hungry homeless person he met on the street.

Alpena Soup Spoon by Rhyno32 April 29, 2026

Alpenglow

The rosy glow seen reflected on Mountains & plants at Sunset

The Alpenglow on the Mountain was Beautiful!

Alpenglow by Starchylde December 20, 2014

Allena

Allena is the love of my life. She is beautiful, kind, smart, brave and so much more. words can not really describe how perfect she is. She has long wavy brown hair that is stunning even though she doesn’t realize it. Her smile is so bright it’s easy to fall in love with. Her hazel eyes practically glow in the sun. She doesn’t like to acknowledge her feelings and doesn’t know how to handle her own emotions. She’ll find herself laughing during sad and serious moments. However when you’re feeling down she’ll do anything in her power to make you feel happy. She makes you feel like the most special person in the world. She is truly a beautiful person inside and out. You have to remind her of that constantly because she’ll often forget. Remind allena of how amazing she is and she’ll probably cringe, however we know she secretly appreciates it. She doesn’t like mirrors and hates taking selfies because she doesn’t like her complexion. i think she’s the most beautiful person in the world. If you allena, are reading this, I want you to know how loved you are. By me, by your parents, by everyone you’ve ever met. you are truly special and i wouldn’t be here without you. You are what gave me life. you gave me something to live for. you gave me your love. i will cherish it for as long as i can. hopefully always, i don’t want to let you go. So here I promise I will not leave you ever. no matter where you are or where you go. you are too special to let loose. you are my euphoria.

allena is a beautiful person no matter what she or others may think

Allena by nova.nuggets nugg nugg February 22, 2021