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The Alabama State Defense Force (ALSDF) is a military entity authorized by both the State Code of Alabama and Executive Order. The ALSDF is the state’s authorized state defense force and assumes the state mission of the Alabama National Guard in the event the Guard is mobilized. The ALSDF is comprised of retired active and reserve military personnel and selected professional persons who volunteer their time and talents in further service to their state.
alsdf by Beauregard January 13, 2008
Words you can keep

asdfghbjnkml,swedrft 

A random word with no meaning said in multiple FranzJ CS:GO videos.
Blue: I'm playing ramp
Orange: asdfghbjnkml,swedrft
Blue: ok

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>? 

When you are so god damn bored you type every possible thing on your keyboard starting with ` and going down until you reach / then you do the same thing holding shift
ack im about to die of boredom lets just put this random thing in `1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./~!@#$%^&*()_+QWERTYUIOP{}|ASDFGHJKL:"ZXCVBNM<>?
What you type on Google to check if your internet connection works
Little Timmy wrote "asdfasd" on the address bar and noticed his internet was down.
asdfasd by Jj-surf May 29, 2016

asdfghjklkjhgfdsa 

Congrats. You took your hand from a to l and back on your Qwerty keyboard.

I know you're in class right now, supposed to be learning about the particle model of electricity, reviewing for the final test before exams. But you're still here messing around on urban dictionary.
You: I should be doing my work, but I'll just write asdfghjklkjhgfdsa
asdfghjklkjhgfdsa by S-Sclass January 6, 2020

asdf lkj 

Something one does when bored and on a computer and decides to type it in a search engine to see what comes up
Did you see Gabe Shah searching asdf lkj what loser
asdf lkj by Littlest Lamb July 21, 2014

`1234567890-=qwertyuiop[]\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ 

Are you really that bored?
You are?
Well If you are you will listen to my story on me falling down the stairs!
So 4 days ago on a Friday in 2020 (The Terrible year) I was walking down my corridor to go to PE and my relief teacher that no one likes held me back to talk to me about something and a minute later he was done (Finally) and I went down the stairs, but then my foot got stuck in a gap between the actual stair and the cover of the stair and I fell 12 stairs from the top to the bottom and only came out with a swollen wrist, cut wrists, bleeding knees, 4 bruises and some Trauma, So yeah, Go do something productive with your life
`1234567890-=qwertyuiop\asdfghjkl;'zxcvbnm,./ Is the thing you just looked up
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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